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karrdnoir:

primadonna-hustler:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

Holy shit.

YAAAAAS

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imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

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idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

image

9 hours ago with 553,543 notes

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jackxhoward:

I’ve had sex with some really fucking stupid people

9 hours ago with 333 notes

Tagged: #text #holla #gpoy

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

1 day ago with 236,856 notes

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oldmanstephanie:

we went on a field trip to the zoo last week

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

image

1 day ago with 54,751 notes

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precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

image

1 day ago with 217,394 notes

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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

image

1 day ago with 76,247 notes

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pussyclestroyer:

sexting like image

1 day ago with 150,321 notes

Tagged: #text #gpoy

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“People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.”

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

1 day ago with 286,344 notes

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flyers-orange-is-the-new-black:

drag0nz0rd:

0liii:

wasted—kitten:

druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."

"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"

I cannot tell you how much bunnies love beds

My bunny does this every morning in her cage

My bunny was doing this and crashed into my fucking face

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